Quotes from the Conference Room:

Okay, so part of my job is to sit in on meetings and keeping a straight face… can’t go into more detail than that.

However, I can tell you that some of the things I hear during these meetings are priceless – PRICELESS! I have put together a list of my favorite quotes below. Some of them I understand others I have no idea what they mean, but they made me laugh.

  • “It’s like pulling teeth from a rhinoceros.”
  • “It’s like giving a vasectomy to an elephant.”
  • “It’s like taking your sister to the prom.”
  • “Oh come on, that makes about as much sense as using an anchor for a life-raft!”
  • “If you wonder off for coffee, please take a horse.”
  • “Bad news doesn’t get better with age.”
  • “It’s as far-fetched as Moby Dick!”
  • “You can’t be a sweat gland over everything.”
  • “Let’s not kick this can down the road any longer because my toes already hurt.”
  • “Let’s not get to deep into the weeds.”
  • “It’s like a cow peeing on a flat rock out there.”
  • “If your aunt had balls she’d be your uncle.”
  • “I’d bet the dime to the donut.”
  • “Let’s talk some turkey here.”

I’d love to hear the quotes that made you go “Hu?” or just laugh out loud. So, I challenge you now – Reply to this post with the funniest, craziest, most bazaar, or absurd quotes you’ve every heard!

Just have FUN!!!

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About Nina Soden

Wife, Mommy, Young-Adult Fantasy Author, Artist, Actress, Director... I'm only as old as I feel and I try to see the good in everyone, but some days that's a struggle.
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3 Responses to Quotes from the Conference Room:

  1. George Kobler says:

    One of my favorites: “It’s like a Baby Ruth (r) in a punch bowl! Game over!”

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  2. ninasoden says:

    If that means what I think it means… EWWW GROSS!

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  3. Bo Williams says:

    (Said of something you didn’t/don’t understand):

    “We were like two hogs looking at a wristwatch.”

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